Is your camera ready for the winter chill? Get ready to share your version of a winter wonderland with all your followers and friends with these unique winter captions for Instagram... and everywhere else you want to share photos of the most freezin' season.
Short Pun Winter Captions
Who says puns are the lowest form of humor? Those folks may just need to chillax (pun intended)! These punny captions are sure to spread sunshine on even the coldest winter day.
- All souped-up and nowhere to snow.
- No hitting below the melt!
- I can't brrrr-elieve how cold it is.
- Spring will be here soon, I just snow it!
- Let's go for an icicle ride!
- All things wild and winterful.
- It hurts snow good.
- Your fireplace or mine?
- How's life on easy sleet?
- I-cee cold people.
- My BFF froze to the occasion!
- Who'll win best in snow?
- We're havin' a winter-ful time.
Winter Captions for Couples
Let the world know that you and your significant other are in love with these heartfelt captions for couples.
- Cold me in your arms.
- Just hangin' with my snow angel.
- There's no one I'd rather be frozen with.
- He/she warms my heart.
- We're trapped in a love blizzard.
- We're hosting a little sleet and greet.
- Welcome to our igloo.
- We're snow-blind with love.
- We've been frostbitten by cupid.
- She's the ice princess of my heart.
- He's the snowman of my dreams.
- Our love is frozen in time.
- We're sled over heels in love.
- You're my shelter from the cold.
- I'll glove you until at least springtime.
Funny Cold Weather Captions
Winter will be a bit more bearable with some funny cold weather captions. From the irony of sunlight on a freezing day, to every type of winter weather you can imagine, there are plenty of chuckleworthy captions about chill climate.
- It's colder than my ex's heart.
- The abominable snowman called; he wants his weather back.
- This weather needs to take an un-chill pill.
- It's truly too cool for school.
- I wear my snow goggles at night.
- Sunshine on a snowy day is mother nature's idea of a joke.
- This weather is inter-freezing with my outdoor plans.
- It's a great day to stay in and surf the winternet!
- Did someone say hibernate?
- Of course I have cold feet! It's winter.
- Sweater weather puts a smile on my face.
- Snowflakes and ice; isn't winter so nice?
- I wouldn't trade my electric blanket for a million dollars.
- Into every life, a little snow must fall.
- Stop scarfing around!
Throwback Winter Song Captions
Wow your followers this winter by quoting lyrics in your Insta captions from some throwback tunes. For even more ideas, explore some Christmas song lyrics.
- "Feel the cold of winter in your hair." - Genesis
- "Ice, ice baby." - Vanilla Ice
- "And the sky is a hazy shade of winter." - The Bangles
- "You're as cold as ice." - Foreigner
- "The snow is so cold, but our love can be bold." - Bob Dylan
- "Walking in a winter wonderland." - Dean Martin
- "My wintertime love to be." - The Doors
Paint a Pretty Chilly Picture
These fun turns of phrase are perfect sayings to pair with your cold weather selfies and snapshots. Feel free to use these in any way that you please. You can quote them exactly as they are, or use them as inspiration to come up with even more ideas for winning winter captions.